Jokes from HMA.

15 Ways to Distinguish a Company Car

They accelerate at a phenomenal rate…

They travel faster in all gears, especially reverse….

They enjoy a much shorter braking distance….

They can take bumps at twice the speed of private cars….

Oil, battery, tire pressure and fluid levels do not need to be checked nearly so much as a private car….

They have a much tighter turning radius….

The floor is shaped like an ashtray…

They only burn the cheapest gas available….

They do not have to be garaged at night….

They can drive up to 150 miles with the oil warning light on…

They need cleaning less often, especially inside….

The suspension and trunk floor are reinforced to allow concrete slabs and other heavy building materials to be carried…

They are adapted to allow reverse to be engaged while the car is still in forward motion….

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